Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Author: Charles De Gaulle

Since when was genius found respectable?
Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
Author: Tom Stoppard

What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !
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What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !
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Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !
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What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !
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