Best quotes to send by SMS
Christina Rossetti Silence is more musical than any song.
Author: Christina Rossetti

Paul Rand Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest expectations.
Author: Paul Rand

Niccolo Machiavelli Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

James Russell Lowell Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Edmund Spenser Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does greatly please.
Author: Edmund Spenser

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !
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Frog jokes What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !
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Frog jokes What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !
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Frog jokes What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !
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Frog jokes Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
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