
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
Author: William Shakespeare
So little time and so little to do.
Author: Oscar Levant
So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that a very heavy responsibility rests upon those who would prevent their dissemination.
Author: J. B. S. Haldane
So they [the Government] go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A
booloney sandwich!
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What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boodapest!
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What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A
dead end.
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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a
ghost?
Bamboo.
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What did the little ghost give his mom for
Mother's Day?
A booquet of flowers.
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