Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert Louis Stevenson If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

William Shakespeare So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
Author: William Shakespeare

Oscar Levant So little time and so little to do.
Author: Oscar Levant

J. B. S. Haldane So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that a very heavy responsibility rests upon those who would prevent their dissemination.
Author: J. B. S. Haldane

Sir Winston Churchill So they [the Government] go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ghost jokes What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
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Ghost jokes What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!
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Ghost jokes What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.
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Ghost jokes What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
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Ghost jokes What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.
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