Best quotes to send by SMS

I am in the prime of senility.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
Author: Charles Lindbergh
Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.
Author: Hob Broun
Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Author: Cicero
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French
?
She was maid in France !
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
where does saddam hussein keep his c.d
collection?
In Iraq (a rack)
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One
of them then pulls
out an expensive looking pocket watch from his
pocket to check the time.
"That's a fine watch you got there!"
says the other.
"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my
grandfather," says the guy
with the watch.
"Really?"
"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
of
western civilization.
Ghandi replied, ''I think it would be a
good idea.''
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
toe?
A: Roberto.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes