'So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim?' 'Well, that would be a start.'
Author: Peter Stone

Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I am.
Author: Marilyn Manson

I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life, than on the nature of those events themselves.
Author: Wilhelm von Humboldt

Man is condemned to be free.
Author: Jean-Paul Sartre

Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves.
Author: Peter McArthur

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!
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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
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