Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Author: Charles De Gaulle

Since when was genius found respectable?
Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
Author: Tom Stoppard

I have seen flowers come in stony places And kind things done by men with ugly faces And the gold cup won by the worst horse at the races, So I trust too.
Author: John Masefield

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
Author: Eddie Cantor

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes