People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Author: A. J. Liebling

Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.
Author: Charles F. Kettering

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.
Author: William Shakespeare

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?
Author: Budd Schulberg

Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes