So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
Author: William Shakespeare

So little time and so little to do.
Author: Oscar Levant

So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that a very heavy responsibility rests upon those who would prevent their dissemination.
Author: J. B. S. Haldane

So they [the Government] go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

'So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim?' 'Well, that would be a start.'
Author: Peter Stone

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes