Best quotes to send by SMS
Julius Caesar It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
Author: Julius Caesar

George Bernard Shaw Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Gertrude Stein Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Charles De Gaulle Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Author: Charles De Gaulle

Elizabeth Barrett Browning Since when was genius found respectable?
Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The best jokes to send by SMS
Food jokes What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
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Frog jokes What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !
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Frog jokes What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !
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Frog jokes Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !
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Frog jokes What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !
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