No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
Author: Sam Rayburn

It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
Author: Julius Caesar

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Author: Charles De Gaulle

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?" HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."
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What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.
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What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
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What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes