She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always wanted to do.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing.
Author: D. H. Lawrence

Silence is more musical than any song.
Author: Christina Rossetti

Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest expectations.
Author: Paul Rand

Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes