Put your whole self into it, and you will find your true voice. Hold back and you won't. It's that simple.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the afflicted. Said a wise man to one in deep sorrow, "I did not come to comfort you; God only can do that; but I did come to say how deeply and tenderly I feel for you in y
Author: Tryon Edwards

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
Author: Dan Quayle

Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.
Author: Chinese Proverb

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Author: Ogden Nash

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes