Best quotes to send by SMS
Toni Morrison She is a friend of my mind... The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order.
Author: Toni Morrison

Kate Chopin She wanted something to happen - something, anything: she did not know what.
Author: Kate Chopin

George Du Maurier Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex and pander and conceal, Wake the sounds that cannot lie, for all their sweet beguiling; The language one need fathom not, but only hear and feel.
Author: George Du Maurier

Josh Billings Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Author: Josh Billings

Gladys Bronwyn Stern Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
Author: Gladys Bronwyn Stern

The best jokes to send by SMS
Food jokes What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.
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Food jokes If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
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Food jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !
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Food jokes Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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Food jokes Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
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