Lighter is the wound foreseen.
Author: Cato the Elder

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
Author: M. F. K. Fisher

She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.
Author: Faith Sullivan

She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within
Author: Willa Cather

Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, 'there is not only an art, but an eloquence in it.' A well bred woman may easily and effectually promote the most useful and elegant conversation without speaking a
Author: Tom Blair

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
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First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.
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What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
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Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.
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How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
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