I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Author: Mark Twain

Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
Author: William Shakespeare

What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.
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Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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