Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible Set thine house in order.
Author: Bible

Cato the Elder Lighter is the wound foreseen.
Author: Cato the Elder

M. F. K. Fisher Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
Author: M. F. K. Fisher

Faith Sullivan She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.
Author: Faith Sullivan

Willa Cather She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within
Author: Willa Cather

The best jokes to send by SMS
Food jokes How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "
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Food jokes Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
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Food jokes What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.
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Food jokes Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...
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Food jokes Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It's empty.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes