Best quotes to send by SMS
M. F. K. Fisher Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
Author: M. F. K. Fisher

Faith Sullivan She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.
Author: Faith Sullivan

Willa Cather She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within
Author: Willa Cather

Tom Blair Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, 'there is not only an art, but an eloquence in it.' A well bred woman may easily and effectually promote the most useful and elegant conversation without speaking a
Author: Tom Blair

Richard Feynman I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
Author: Richard Feynman

The best jokes to send by SMS
Food jokes What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."
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Food jokes Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.
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Food jokes How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
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Food jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !
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Food jokes Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
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