Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
Author: John Dryden

I think the primary function of radio is that people want company.
Author: Elise Nordling

She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always wanted to do.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing.
Author: D. H. Lawrence

Silence is more musical than any song.
Author: Christina Rossetti

Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.
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When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.
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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"
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