How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality.
Author: Norman Douglas

Question how much freedom your path affords you. Be utterly ruthless about it. It's your freedom that will get you to where you want to go.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Quotation ... A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because they give his meaning better than he can give it himself, or because they are beautiful or witty, or because he expects them to touch a cord of association in his reader,
Author: Henry W. Fowler

Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down, smell the furniture. Today it just makes me feel wet.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.
Author: Ayn Rand

Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!
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Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact.
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Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."
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Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
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Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
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