Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it.
Author: Lady Duff-Gordon

Quality in a product or service is not what the supplier puts in. It is what the customer gets out and is willing to pay for. A product is not quality because it is hard to make and costs a lot of money, as manufacturers typically believe. This is incompe
Author: Peter Drucker

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Author: Robert Orben

Radio provides a place for me to not be alone. I still subscribe to the idea that I listen to a DJ because I care about what he or she thinks. I don't like to just hear my own voice."
Author: Celia Hirschman

Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond it; for tomorrow is not, until today is past.
Author: Sophocles

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.
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Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp." Patrick says, "that's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick replies, "no, he fell out of the machine gun tower."
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What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
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Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes