Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false cr
Author: William Shakespeare

Unknown Since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of men that the defence of peace must be constructed.
Author: Unknown

Mencius Sincerity is the way of Heaven.
Author: Mencius

Mark Twain I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Author: Mark Twain

Edgar Allan Poe Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !
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Frog jokes How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !
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Frog jokes Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !
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Frog jokes Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
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Frog jokes What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
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