Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Author: Charles De Gaulle

Since when was genius found respectable?
Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
Author: Tom Stoppard

I have seen flowers come in stony places And kind things done by men with ugly faces And the gold cup won by the worst horse at the races, So I trust too.
Author: John Masefield

Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !
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What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !
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What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
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Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
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