Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
Author: Nathaniel Branden

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Author: Matt Frewer

Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Author: William Feather

I can't imagine anything worse than being required to have fun.
Author: Scott Westerfeld

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
Author: Sam Rayburn

Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.
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What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host.
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What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !
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Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.
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What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
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