I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music.
Author: George Eliot

Self-development is a higher duty than self-sacrifice.
Author: Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote. The relative positions to be assumed by man and woman in the working out of our civilization were assigned long ago by a higher intelligence than ours.
Author: Grover Cleveland

Set up as an ideal the facing of reality as honestly and as cheerfully as possible.
Author: Dr. Karl Menninger

She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell.
Author: Marita Bonner

What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
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Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
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Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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