Best quotes to send by SMS
Charles F. Kettering Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.
Author: Charles F. Kettering

William Shakespeare Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.
Author: William Shakespeare

Kin Hubbard Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Budd Schulberg Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?
Author: Budd Schulberg

Benjamin Franklin Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Frog jokes Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Frog jokes What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Frog jokes What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Frog jokes Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes