Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest expectations.
Author: Paul Rand

Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character.
Author: James Russell Lowell

Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does greatly please.
Author: Edmund Spenser

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Author: Fletcher Knebel

What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. "Oh," said the manager, "that's a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes