Set thine house in order.
Author: Bible

Lighter is the wound foreseen.
Author: Cato the Elder

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
Author: M. F. K. Fisher

She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.
Author: Faith Sullivan

She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within
Author: Willa Cather

Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
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What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.
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Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...
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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It's empty.
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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
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