If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

I went off to college planning to major in math or philosophy-- of course, both those ideas are really the same idea.
Author: Frank Wilczek

Set thine house in order.
Author: Bible

Lighter is the wound foreseen.
Author: Cato the Elder

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
Author: M. F. K. Fisher

What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
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What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.
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What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.
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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.
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