Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand.
Author: Ezra Pound

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
Author: Dale Carnegie

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath.
Author: Solon

Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word; and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.
Author: Pythagoras

What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."
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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'
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