Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.
Author: William Shakespeare

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?
Author: Budd Schulberg

Sloth makes all things difficult, but industry, all things easy. He that rises late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night, while laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
Author: William Shakespeare

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes