Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare Praising what is lost Makes the remembrance dear.
Author: William Shakespeare

Erich Fromm Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining the separateness and integrity of one's own self.
Author: Erich Fromm

Edgar Allan Poe Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

William Shakespeare See first that the design is wise and just: that ascertained, pursue it resolutely; do not for one repulse forego the purpose that you resolved to effect.
Author: William Shakespeare

Henry Ford I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
Author: Henry Ford

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !
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Fishing jokes Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !
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Fishing jokes What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!
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Fishing jokes What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
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Fishing jokes Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!
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