Best quotes to send by SMS
Meg Cabot In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.
Author: Meg Cabot

Robert Orben Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Author: Robert Orben

Barbara Hall See, that's all you're thinking about, is winning. You're confirming your sense of self- worth through outward reward instead of through inner appreciation.
Author: Barbara Hall

Pindar Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals; but enjoy to the full the resources that are within thy reach.
Author: Pindar

George Eliot I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music.
Author: George Eliot

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
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Fishing jokes How do you tune a fish? With its scales!
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Fishing jokes What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
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Fishing jokes What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!
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Fishing jokes To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !
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