It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
Author: Julius Caesar

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Author: Charles De Gaulle

Since when was genius found respectable?
Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning

What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
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What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes