Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Author: Ashley Montague

Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Author: Will Rogers

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes