See things as they are and write about them. Dont waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
Author: Real Live Preacher

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Irresponsible power is inconsistent with liberty, and must corrupt those who exercise it.
Author: John Calhoun

Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
Author: John Dryden

I think the primary function of radio is that people want company.
Author: Elise Nordling

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, "do you call that pig?" "Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly.
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Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm.
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What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes