Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote. The relative positions to be assumed by man and woman in the working out of our civilization were assigned long ago by a higher intelligence than ours.
Author: Grover Cleveland

Set up as an ideal the facing of reality as honestly and as cheerfully as possible.
Author: Dr. Karl Menninger

She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell.
Author: Marita Bonner

She is a friend of my mind... The pieces I am, she gather them and give them back to me in all the right order.
Author: Toni Morrison

She wanted something to happen - something, anything: she did not know what.
Author: Kate Chopin

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
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What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
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What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
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I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I can't get the chocolate to light.
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