Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Author: Ashley Montague

Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Author: Will Rogers

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

I went off to college planning to major in math or philosophy-- of course, both those ideas are really the same idea.
Author: Frank Wilczek

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !
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Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !
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How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!
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How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !
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