Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Author: Robert Orben

See, that's all you're thinking about, is winning. You're confirming your sense of self- worth through outward reward instead of through inner appreciation.
Author: Barbara Hall

Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals; but enjoy to the full the resources that are within thy reach.
Author: Pindar

I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music.
Author: George Eliot

Self-development is a higher duty than self-sacrifice.
Author: Elizabeth Cady Stanton

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes