Best quotes to send by SMS
Kate Chopin She wanted something to happen - something, anything: she did not know what.
Author: Kate Chopin

George Du Maurier Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex and pander and conceal, Wake the sounds that cannot lie, for all their sweet beguiling; The language one need fathom not, but only hear and feel.
Author: George Du Maurier

Josh Billings Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Author: Josh Billings

Gladys Bronwyn Stern Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
Author: Gladys Bronwyn Stern

Blaise Pascal Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.
Author: Blaise Pascal

The best jokes to send by SMS
Food jokes Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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Food jokes Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
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Food jokes Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!
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Frog jokes What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !
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Frog jokes What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !
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