She knows what is the best purpose of education: not to be frightened by the best but to treat it as part of daily life.
Author: John Mason Brown

She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.
Author: Henry James

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Author: A. J. Liebling

Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.
Author: Charles F. Kettering

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.
Author: William Shakespeare

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.
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What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !
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Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."
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Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted."
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