It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing.
Author: D. H. Lawrence

Silence is more musical than any song.
Author: Christina Rossetti

Simplicity is not the goal. It is the by-product of a good idea and modest expectations.
Author: Paul Rand

Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.
Author: Niccolo Machiavelli

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character.
Author: James Russell Lowell

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !
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What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !
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