Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

See first that the design is wise and just: that ascertained, pursue it resolutely; do not for one repulse forego the purpose that you resolved to effect.
Author: William Shakespeare

I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done.
Author: Henry Ford

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Author: Woody Allen

Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.
Author: Carlos Castaneda

Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing. An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...
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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes