Best quotes to send by SMS
Blaise Pascal Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.
Author: Blaise Pascal

P. J. O Rourke Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Euripides Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.
Author: Euripides

Euripides Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
Author: Euripides

Demosthenes Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Author: Demosthenes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
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Frog jokes Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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Ghost jokes What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
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Ghost jokes Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
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Ghost jokes What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
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