Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.
Author: Euripides

Slow but sure moves the might of the gods.
Author: Euripides

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Author: Demosthenes

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes