Science is good furniture for one's upper chamber, if there is common sense below.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Author: Albert Einstein

I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
Author: William Shakespeare

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
Author: Nathaniel Branden

What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes