She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.
Author: Faith Sullivan

She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within
Author: Willa Cather

Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, 'there is not only an art, but an eloquence in it.' A well bred woman may easily and effectually promote the most useful and elegant conversation without speaking a
Author: Tom Blair

I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
Author: Richard Feynman

Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false cr
Author: William Shakespeare

How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !
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Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
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What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.
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What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!
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