Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling, Words that weary and perplex and pander and conceal, Wake the sounds that cannot lie, for all their sweet beguiling; The language one need fathom not, but only hear and feel.
Author: George Du Maurier

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Author: Josh Billings

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
Author: Gladys Bronwyn Stern

Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !
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What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes