Best quotes to send by SMS
Henri Poincare Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
Author: Henri Poincare

Sir Arthur Eddington Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Meg Cabot In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.
Author: Meg Cabot

Robert Orben Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Author: Robert Orben

Barbara Hall See, that's all you're thinking about, is winning. You're confirming your sense of self- worth through outward reward instead of through inner appreciation.
Author: Barbara Hall

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !
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Fishing jokes What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !
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Fishing jokes Where do fish come from? Finland!
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Fishing jokes Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
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Fishing jokes What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
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