I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.
Author: Cato the Elder

Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
Author: Henri Poincare

Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.
Author: Meg Cabot

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Author: Robert Orben

When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Where do fish come from? Finland!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes