Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Author: Albert Einstein

I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
Author: William Shakespeare

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.
Author: Nathaniel Branden

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Author: Matt Frewer

Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes