Best quotes to send by SMS
Willa Cather She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within
Author: Willa Cather

Tom Blair Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, 'there is not only an art, but an eloquence in it.' A well bred woman may easily and effectually promote the most useful and elegant conversation without speaking a
Author: Tom Blair

Richard Feynman I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
Author: Richard Feynman

William Shakespeare Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false cr
Author: William Shakespeare

Unknown Since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of men that the defence of peace must be constructed.
Author: Unknown

The best jokes to send by SMS
Food jokes Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
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Food jokes What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.
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Food jokes What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!
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Frog jokes What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !
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Frog jokes When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !
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